ROBBIE: Our motels are booked ...all are dog friendly but some charge like an extra fifteen dollars a night for each of us in case we are bad. It must be Lacey gave us a bad name because I have NEVER been bad! Okay I once ate a baseboard but that was when I was a Pup. We all know about Lacey....
LACEY: If the Motels have heard about me eating the back seat of the car it is because big-mouth blabbed it all over the internet! And I would not have chewed the seat in the first place if it hadn't have been for him getting me all upset when he went mad at the sight of Reggie. On top of which it was a long time ago...over seven years in dog years! Mom told me that Motels just have these policies....so there Robbie!
ROBBIE: Well I am going to ask to speak to the Manager. They don't charge extra for DOD and heaven only knows what he might get up to.
It is a discriminatory practice and unconstitutional.....I want equality!!
LACEY: If the Motels have heard about me eating the back seat of the car it is because big-mouth blabbed it all over the internet! And I would not have chewed the seat in the first place if it hadn't have been for him getting me all upset when he went mad at the sight of Reggie. On top of which it was a long time ago...over seven years in dog years! Mom told me that Motels just have these policies....so there Robbie!
ROBBIE: Well I am going to ask to speak to the Manager. They don't charge extra for DOD and heaven only knows what he might get up to.
It is a discriminatory practice and unconstitutional.....I want equality!!
Equalty with humans Robbie? MMmmm , Tansy says' Better think that one through Robbie , as I see it { but keep it a secret from Moms } humans have to work hard to earn money or whatever they use to buy food, shelter ,warm blankets and treats and they have to prepare cook and serve their meals while dogs and other pets get served their meals and never fold their blankets and what about treats and toys. ??"I think you have a point though Robbie I'm all on the side of equal rights.
ReplyDeleteThank you Dear Margaret. Which Dog has ever had a wild, drunken party? Which Dog has ever stolen the towels? Or smoked in a non-smoking room? I agree humans have to work hard ...but dogs do not have worse behaviour....no they do not!
ReplyDeleteNO Robbie certainly not, most dogs are thoughtful, gentle and loyal and never mean just for the fun of it,
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